The 10 Absolute Horniest Lines From Cody Simpson's 'Prince Neptune' Poetry Book*.jpg
cosmopolitan Shannon Barbour
2020-04-07 16:00:00

In this confusing time of social distancing, reports show that people are experiencing polarizing levels of horniness. Some feel like their libido turned off entirely while many others have turned to thirsting after a governor's rumored nipple piercings and reading erotica. Being a poet of his time, Cody "Hung Like a Donkey" Simpson ventured to give the latter group what they need and released ...

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